Aka StG 77, the ARMEEUNIVERSALGEWEHR.

…another testament to Austrians being fucking crazy:

• Her tiles give slightly weaker buffs than Ribey's or M4A1's, but since she buffs all types, she'll also boost your SMGs, helping both Shrimp and molotovs.
• Her stats are excellent, and she's a damage dealer very close to G11's level.
• Her skill sets her RoF to 150 and basically turns her into an MG (sounds included. Yes, it changes her firing sound to match an MG.), with goofy targeting that you CANNOT CONTROL BY ANY MEANS (Including Contender). At level 10, it will have no accuracy penalty either!

10/10, would suffer awful trigger pull again

Unfortunately for her, M14 exists and fills the same niche, but better and cheaper.

An absolutely bonkers rifle that you'll want a support squad for. Popularly called IWSxodia. A super high firepower RF with +180% damage, but -RoF. Best paired with the 4 best RoF boosting handguns you can get your hands on. 6 seconds into the fight, her skills kick in and she will basically seem less like a rifle and more like an autocannon, annihilating enemies before her. Doesn't like fighting swarms like Dinergates, but utterly destroy stronger things completely. In terms of raw damage, WA2000 and Enfield can't hold a candle to her. Also useful for blowing up medium sized numbers of very strong yet not-quite bosses. She isn't an end-all solution, but she can get quite close. You can also use her with a reduced support squad, however, you'll want to be sure that you know what you're doing. Since she WILL punish you for using her badly due to the RoF demerit. Also, is MADCORE's waifu.

aka G17 ingame; AGH I DO NOT WANT TO ADMIT GLOCKS ARE GOOD. Has niche uses, mostly related to her very nice evade buff.