Name | Class ↑ | Rarity | Useful? | Notes |
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Colt Defender |
Shotgun | ★★★★ | Funny Burst Damage Shotgun. Has funny comp use. | An absolute weirdo muscle girl, because Shotguns didn't have that fetish covered. Somehow despite her muscles, nobody bothered to ask her to carry any real armor, because her Armor value is bottom-tier for a shotgun at 18, and she is also mildly annoying to get. Her skill basically unloads every barrel at once, and at max level her reload time is fixed to two seconds instead of the expected five, and she does extra damage based on how close the enemy is. This gives her surprisingly good DPS for a shotgun and in some cases she can burst harder than an MG. She's also currently the best option for fast times on Intermediate data sim. Two big things to remember though: 1. DO NOT TRY TO BUILD AN EXODIA SETUP AROUND HER, seriously, and 2. Make sure you have something to defend her. RMB-93 mod actually pairs well with her. |
Type-97S Mod |
Shotgun | ★★★★★ | Hotter on the outside, mostly the same inside | The change of artist did her a world of good. She went from kind of cute to straight up hot. Too bad your waifu still sucks. She isn't the shittiest shotgun in the game, but her mod's not exactly groundbreaking. The decrease in enemy movement speed is almost an afterthought since it lasts one second and she has a very low rate of fire making the skill questionable at best. If the duration were longer and knockback didn't have such a low chance to go off maybe it'd be better, but alas. |
RMB-93 Mod |
Shotgun | ★★★★ | She has actual movement speed (So, good) | A passable shotgun with an actual move speed, so she can actually move around for kiting and mechanics. If you need a shotgun to move a lot, she's basically your only real choice. If your shotgun doesn't need to move, she's OK I guess? Also she works with Colt Defender, because Colt Defender shoots all her ammo at once. |
Beretta M38 |
Submachine Gun | ★★ | Desperation pick | Extremely high HP for a 2 star SMG (on par with 4 and 5 stars). Has a stun bomb. You may find these useful if you badly need tanks for some reason and you wasted all your starter reports. She has a mod, and that review is on this page |
Bushnyan IDW |
Subnyachine Gun | ★★ | Enhancement fodder | awful and will probably kill your ears. she has a mod3 upgrade. It's still shit. |
Skorpion Vz61 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★ | If desperate | Lower rarity Vector. Has useful evade. Has shit for HP though and lower atk. Can off-tank alright and her molotov is still good enough to use, but you really want better SMGs. Her primary virtue is that you're given a pile of her at the very start. |
Sten Mk2 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★ | If desperate | Ablative armor and a grenade. Has a lot of HP for her rarity with a not so terrible evade, though YMMV between her and M38. Her main virtue is that she's the first 3 star you get from the story and they give you a pile of her so it's easy to stock up bodies. Only useful for logistics and cores once you have real tanks. If you happen across free PPS-43s, they're somewhat better. |
Ingram MAC-10 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★ | If desperate | Good buff, but honestly kinda shit for most purposes (but her buff tiles are better than Sten's if you somehow happen into a pile of her early). You want a better SMG, honestly, but if you're desperate sure? Mostly cores though. Her exclusive equipment is a silencer, and while it gives ten more evade over a regular silencer, is expensive as all hell and doesn't give her a significant boost. It does make her a bit more on par with UMP45's base stats, but with significantly worse tiles. |
FMG-9 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★ | Collector Piece | Still has OK dodge for a 3-star, but time has not been kind to her since she has no other gimmick and is limited by factors inherent to being a 3-star as well as being hard to obtain, since she only drops from a boss. You literally get better stuff for free now. |
PPS-43 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★ | If desperate | If for some reason you want grenade damage, which is mostly an anti-scout thing early on. Honestly cores most of the time, but if you need to blow up scouts on the cheap, she's better at it than Sten at least. Also has better buffs than Sten, but you're more likely to happen across cheap/free Stens than PPSes. If you DO get a pile of her though, she's at least better than Sten. |
Z-62 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★ | Too Late to be useful | She actually has a decent hybrid skill and statset except she's locked behind LSC and a shit campaign grind so you'll probably have better by the time you can get her. |
Heckler & Koch UMP45 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★★ | Good early | Thot Twin #1 Honestly, what you should be looking for in a beginning tank SMG. Decent HP pool, good dodge, a smoke grenade that slows enemies, good aura to support an AR squad, really the standard to which you'll hold early tanks to. Overall, probably the best to have for general use until you get RO635 mod. If you want more info on her mod, look at her mod article. |
Heckler & Koch UMP9 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★★ | Good early | Thot Twin #2 Almost as good as her sister. More dodge, slightly less hp, and a flashbang instead of a smoke grenade. Largely interchangeable with UMP45 for most things, but bosses aren't stunned by flashbangs. Slightly worse aura. Her mod can be found here |
Heckler & Koch MP5 |
Submachine Gun | ★★★★ | Needs special equip | ...You will get her a lot. Most common 4 star SMG. Terror of LSC and master of milk tins. With her unique gear, she's a good dodge tank with a slightly worse invul skill than Thompson or G36C. Without it, she's instead kinda-sorta able to dodge. Which is not bad, but also not great. Has an awkward to use aura unless she's the main tank, which you'd rather have the UMP sisters for. Still better than nothing though. Also gets you into jail. Do not give her protein shakes. Her mod article can be found here |
KRISS Vector |
Submachine Gun | ★★★★★ | Strong early, less relevant later. | The flame witch that destroys all with atomic molotovs. Between a 7x damage explosion and 15x more over 5s as a DoT, she's an acceptable tank but does best as an off-tank and dealing damage. Ideal for clearing scouts and other high-dodge targets in night battles, or eradicating swarms. Pump up her raw damage stat and watch the fun. Not great for direct fire, but the molotov is that strong when leveled. Unfortunately, later in the game, molotovs fall off pretty hard outside of farming setups. Still pretty worth it if you need a molotov and don't want to pay for Micro Uzi's mod. |
Class:
Misc:
Role:
Skill:
Ar Bamboo
Big Bamboo
Broken As Shit
Buff Acc
Buff Armour
Buff Crit
Buff Dr
Buff Eva
Buff Fp
Buff Fucking Everything
Buff Movement Speed
Buff Rof
Buffs Anti Rain Mod
Bullshit Hax Bamboo
Cdr
Damage Amplification
Damage Reduction
Debuff Acc
Debuff Armour
Debuff Dmg
Debuff Eva
Debuff Fp
Debuff Movespeed
Debuff Rof
Double Edged Sword
Forceshield
Garbage
Grenade
Hand Grenade
Has A Passive
Hg Bamboo
Hp Damage
Hp Shield
Hunting Impulse
Increase Rounds
Infinite Ammo
Knockback
Molotov
Multishot
Perfect Accuracy
Pierce
Self Debuff Acc
Self Debuff Eva
Self Debuff Fp
Self Debuff Msd
Self Debuff Rof
Selfbuff Acc
Selfbuff Armour
Selfbuff Crit
Selfbuff Crit Damage
Selfbuff Damage
Selfbuff Eva
Selfbuff Fp
Selfbuff Fucking Everything
Selfbuff Movement Speed
Selfbuff Rof
Small Bamboo
Smoke
Stun Grenade
Stun Not A Grenade
Taunt
Terminating Barrage
Unique