Funny to look at if she has her unique equip, but worse than LWMMG with or without it.

...You will get her a lot. Most common 4 star SMG. Terror of LSC and master of milk tins. With her unique gear, she's a good dodge tank with a slightly worse invul skill than Thompson or G36C. Without it, she's instead kinda-sorta able to dodge. Which is not bad, but also not great. Has an awkward to use aura unless she's the main tank, which you'd rather have the UMP sisters for. Still better than nothing though. Also gets you into jail. Do not give her protein shakes.

Her mod article can be found here

Thot Twin #2

Almost as good as her sister. More dodge, slightly less hp, and a flashbang instead of a smoke grenade. Largely interchangeable with UMP45 for most things, but bosses aren't stunned by flashbangs. Slightly worse aura.

Her mod can be found here

Thot Twin #1

Honestly, what you should be looking for in a beginning tank SMG. Decent HP pool, good dodge, a smoke grenade that slows enemies, good aura to support an AR squad, really the standard to which you'll hold tanks to. Overall, probably the best to have for general use until you need to use evasion tanks like C-MS and MP7.

If you want more info on her mod, look at her mod article.

The "IM READY!" but Never ready meme girl and winner of PD Negev's "Worst T-doll" competition.

Like the real thing, you might as well seek better. She suffers heavily from a skill that extends her mag and gives minimal damage boost trying to shoot for great endurance, as MGs are basically not oriented to that sort of style at all, because you want MGs to overwhelm with sheer firepower, and she does anything but.

Basically she is outperformed by even 2 star MGs.

She even has an exclusive equipment that manages to make her even WORSE.

The cursed MG that eats your ammo and calls you a Nazi for having pathetic logistics.

Fixes to the game have not been kind. She used to be pretty good back in the days of Reload Cancel, tearing apart armored bosses and enjoying high bonuses on reload. Those things are gone and there are now MGs that do her job better. Maybe she'll get a mod one day that'll actually help.

Trash, just as all other 2* ARs. Don't bother going for her Mod3, it's still terrible, effectively giving you what amounts to a slightly better HK416, but with a lot more effort involved.

If you REALLY want to have more info about her mod 3, look at her mod article.

Good with unique gear and mod3. Less good before digimind evolution. Workable though.

Well EN is now having her special equipment, she can be worth it. Its a very significant boost (Puts her almost on par with NTW for raw ATK stat) and she can 1-shot stuff as an opener pre-skill. She'll be decent but not quite a priority yet.

Of note, she has almost as much ATK as NTW with her chip. This has certain uses to a creative commander.

Very popular with her artist who keeps drawing outfits, has the 2nd most outfits of any 4 star t-doll (now behind G36), and the beloved baker/cook/chef of the G&K household and does your chores for you. Hailed by CN players as the designated wife of the commander.

Kind of shit as a gun without her unique ammo from 1-4N at which point she's pretty good due to the +RoF (needs calibration)

Technically has a combo thingy with G36, but it falls under "I guess it exists?" Yeah, I dunno what they were thinking.

Actually really good for the same reason WA-2000 and M14 are. Sheer RoF with decent damage. The only 4 star rifle worth keeping by default who does not require you to jump through hoops to even matter.

Catgirl nuns should be met with fire. Honestly has some use but.. you are likely better off with someone else, due to her aura shape forcing you to push her to the side to give your tanks evade and kind of unflattering aura in general compared to other 4*s. Probably better as cores but she does have her uses. For example, combined with Welrod and Makarov, the +evade/-acc combo does funny things to enemy hitrates (though its impossible to reduce hitchance to zero). Niche, but you may find some use for such things.

Or Stechkin for short. Good RoF buff. Actually combos nicely with other RoF buffs if you need more since her aura shape isn't as weird as Calico's. Works EXTREMELY well with IWS. Try to grab her unique equip, it helps.

Has a mod that makes her slightly better.

Formerly known as Mk23 SOCOM

Highest damage buff among 4* handguns for awhile. Very good for Bamboo Spears too. KR calls her Champy because of weird meme reasons involving weird manhwa.

AKA SAA - THIS IS THE BEST GUN EV-cough Actually has very nice buffs and a decent skill. Not bad at all in night battles either with the acc up if you have crappy PEQs.

Her mod makes her a stronger pick, and more info can be found on her mod article.

aka G17 ingame; AGH I DO NOT WANT TO ADMIT GLOCKS ARE GOOD. Has niche uses, mostly related to her very nice evade buff.